Hairgate

It is time you had a haircut says Teapot. Don't you realise I say that it is wrong to bald tamper?

My protests cut no ice and all she says is that my hair is already bringing me into serious disrepute, and in any case there is not a great deal to bald tamper with anyway.

The real thing is she is looking for a little reverse swing after 54 overs and some would say who can blame her.

So off I will go tomorrow for a wash, cut and blow dry. No skipping the blow dry she will say! At least they do not use a bottle top.

When I make the appointment they will ask if I want a particular stylist. I wonder if Inzy is free this Saturday.