What happened next?

Readers of this blog will know they sometimes need a vivid imagination. Some of you may have seen those quiz games which invite the contestants to hazard a guess as to what happened next?

On my walk with Teapot yesterday we came across this sight, and being in a sort of imagination runs wild frame of mind I thought to myself, I wonder what could have happened next. Here are some ideas:

* Teapot fell in and I rescued her

* Mr Darcy appeared from the water and rescued Teapot

* Colin Firth appeared from the water gasping cause he cannot swim

* Johny Depp comes out of the water singing the Pirate King from the Pirates of Penzance

* Keira Knightley enters from the right asking where is Darcy and who is this pirate person

* Englishblogger appears left saying it all needs another take as the sound equipment is shot

Any better ideas??