Coming to a hospital near you

On Saturday evening we saw on TV the government's latest idea for hospitals with persistent funding deficits, where targets are not met or inspections come out with a no star or one star result.........

......transportation to the moon and take over by intergalactic management consultants the Judoon.

No hiding from their ruthless classification and search for the guilty. Once they find their quarry justice is swift ....dismissal Judoon style! No Trust chief executive can resist their search.

Here's hoping Mrs EB and Doc Spoon stay earthbound for a while yet.