Government..but not yet

In this small corner of planet earth known as the United Kingdom, Baron Mandelson of Foy in the County of Herefordshire and Hartlepool in the County of Durham, First Secretary of State, Secretary of State for Business Innovation and Skills and Lord President of the Council is master of all he surveys.

Someone called Gordon lives in No 10 Downing Street but only at the Baron's say so.

Apparently according to today's Times the Baron's department extends into outer space and beyond. Even Sir Alan Sugarpuff has bent the knee before the Baron at his command "you're hired"!

So in case you're wondering it is true that Timelord received a call at the weekend to join the Baron's team......... and declined. Outer space is one thing, time quite another. I heard he went off to look for a guy called Tennant.

I shall make my position clear. When Mr Spock and Yoda come calling then you're talking. In the meantime Darth Vadar is just not on the same planet.